Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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