I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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