I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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