no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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