I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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