ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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