And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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