Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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