office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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