i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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