i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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