dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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