Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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