Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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