some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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