its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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