You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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