I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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