Whod you bang
Im at strip club and am horny
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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