ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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