no. you can't hotbox the world.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
