Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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