Me too!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
When are your genitals available?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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