she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I am naked and annoyed.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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