Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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