Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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