i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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