fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
