We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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