just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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