Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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