try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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