Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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