haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
