pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
