I am spending my child support on dildos
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The struggles of a small town man whore
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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