My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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