I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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