I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
