my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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