have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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