please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
"it" just moved
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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