So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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