Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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