Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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