If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
