You surviving the open bar?
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would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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