This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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