doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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