still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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