everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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